And then on Super Bowl Sunday of 1994, I woke up with an affliction called Bell's Palsy, and my entire left side of my face looked like it had a stroke. Because the egotistical owner of the World Wrestling Federation-and you know who I'm talking about, I'm talking about Vince McMahon-couldn't stand the competition. do play-by-play anymore? Let me tell you why. And then did you ever wonder where ol' J.R. It's crap! And then, ladies and gentlemen, I go to the first King of the Ring in Dayton, Ohio, and I guarantee you, you listen to that broadcast, I carried the broadcast from ringside. You'll look good in a toga, J.R." I leave the National Football League for a toga. I don't think anybody here is going to disagree that I am the best play-by-play man in the whole damn business! So I show up for work the first day at WrestleMania IX in Las Vegas, Nevada, and they give me a sheet to wear. I came here to be the primary play-by-play man in the WWF. In 1993, I left a great job in Atlanta, Georgia, and I left the Atlanta Falcons of the National Football League to go to the recognized leader of sports entertainment, the WWF. I have no loyalty to the World Wrestling Federation, I only got loyalty to good ol' J.R., and let me tell you why. And when I'm through telling you, many of you are going to question my loyalty to the World Wrestling Federation so let's clear that up right now. There's something I've been wanting to say for a long long time. But before I do, I'd like to beg your indulgence for just a minute and tell you something I got on my mind. If Steve Austin, if Stone Cold Steve Austin doesn't beat you tomorrow night, Savio Vega, the "Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase will forfeit his career! I will leave the World Wrestling Federation! Did you hear me, McMahon?! Did you hear me, Vega?! I will leave the World Wrestling Federation! September 23 Jim Ross: In just a couple of minutes, I'm going to bring Big Daddy Cool, Diesel and Razor Ramon right out here.
I'm so confident that this man is gonna beat you tomorrow night that I'll put a stipulation in there. Vince: Sweeten the pie? Ted: Savio Vega, you keep that stipulation in there, 'cause you're gonna be my chauffeur.
Now, the rematch has been signed for tomorrow night, and again, it's going to be a Caribbean Strap match, and I would suggest that you still want Savio to.well, that provision, you still want to challenge him, do you? Ted: I want to sweeten the pie, McMahon. Vince: Well, you were counting on Savio being your chauffeur that did not happen, and Savio Vega was victorious. What I'm saying is, there's no way on his best day Savio Vega defeats Stone Cold Steve Austin. Who knows how many times Savio Vega touched the turnbuckles. To say that Savio Vega's victory last night was a fluke, is an understatement. DiBiase, you're not very happy at all with the latest turn of events, are you? Ted DiBiase: No, I'm not happy at all, McMahon. YEAH!! Vince: Razor Ramon, ladies and gentlemen, obviously wants a rematch, with Goldust, and I'm not too sure that he's overly concerned with the title! May 27 Vince McMahon: Alright, standing by, a very unhappy Ted DiBiase. I don't want my kids watching this kind of stuff on TV! Jerry: What's he saying, McMahon? Razor: So Piper, the only thing missing, chico.is make a match! I want Goldust, anywhere, anytime! And Goldust! And Goldust, everybody knows.that you want me! You think I'm sexy? You think I'm hot? You right! So Piper, ooh, Roddy "Rowdy" Piper.okay, big shot, I challenge you, you the, uh.matchmaker.make me a match. "Well, Razor.Razor, he loves the little kids." I love the kids, and Piper, you like me, you from the streets - different neighborhoods, same streets. Razor: Well Piper, I heard you say one time.that you got six kids. Jerry: He's been knocked senseless, McMahon. He's our new president, Roddy "Rowdy" Piper. I want.your ass! Vince McMahon: Well, we said it was RAW! Jerry "The King" Lawler: What?! Razor: You know.I've been hearing so much about.the return, of the "great one" the legend from the glory days is back. 1996 February 19 Razor Ramon : Hey yo! Cut the music! Everybody, listen.to me.